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Vitamin Q was first discovered in 1945 by Horse Twerplingold, while traipsing around some Peruvian Mayan ruins.  He discovered an actual partially-used bottle of "Vitamachismo Quetzecoatl", believed to have been produced by a tiny enclave of Hassidic Jewish biochemists in ancient Machu-Pichu.  Upon ingesting half a tablet, Horst immediately changed his name to Bobby Bolivar and embarked on a little-known campaign in the 1950's to create a unified South America.  This fizzled-out when he ran out of Vitamin Q and forgot his new name.
     Twerplingold spent the rest of his life unsuccessfully trying to identify the makeup of Vitamin Q, or just to locate another bottle.  In top-secret labs all over the world, scientists continue research into this mysterious and amazing ancient nutrient.  Then again, maybe not.  Who can say for sure?

 

 

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